"Earth Friendly Captain"
Someone who recycles on daily basis, utilizes public transportation whenever possible, wears organic clothing and buys food locally grown a.k.a. localvore. You are a strict vegetarian and pride yourself on growing the majority of your foods, of course using your own compost. A perfect family vacation for you is going to Earth Day every year. Taking a shower is done in tandem with watering the grass (why not multi-task). People randomly seek you out for advice on how to protect the planet simply based on your Birkenstock fashion sense. Congratulations! You are at the top of the eco-sphere. You may be a bit quirky to some, but we love you and so does the environment.